So, were you able to watch Taylor Swift’s concert last weekend? If yes, then good for you. Perhaps I’m no fan of foreign artists doing concerts here because I already know the whole event line up – the artist sings, introduces the latest songs, sings again while dancing, the concert ends and when people start shouting “MORE!”, the concert resumes and so on. Boring.

Joke lang, I’m just bitter. Wala na kasi akong pambili ng ticket. Lol.

But seriously speaking, I was wondering why almost all foreign artists learn only one tagalog phrase which is – Mahal ko kayo.

Ma-hal kow ka-yow to be exact. After hearing this, the crowd goes wild which is a usual scene that I heard also happened at Taylor Swift’s concert last Saturday. Aside from Mabuhay, why not shout Astig pala dito or Iniibig ko ang Pilipinas. It’s not that hard, right?

So to Justin Bieber who’ll visit Manila this coming May, start practicing “Tangina nyong lahat” for your concert and I swear I’ll love you to bits.

Alam nyo kung ano nalang ang kulang sa Presidential Concert Inauguration kanina?

Dance number ni Marian! LOL!

O pwede ring nag-TOUGH TEN nalang muna si Kris, pampaubos lang ng oras. WTF.

So now everybody’s talking about Lady Gaga’s Music Video of Alejandro, eh? Some people adore it, some people don’t like it. Watch it yourself to judge the controversial vid because I was totally laughing out loud while watching. And all I can say is…

THE DANCERS ARE SO GAY, EVEN GAYER THAN MY GAYEST GAY FRIENDS.

Just the usual crazy-slash-weird concept from Gaga. So Alejandro, stop calling her name… baka magalit si Rubi.

Wenk.

This week, I feel like I’m haunted by Willie Revillame because of all his ads and “Wil” products that I see. Nakakatakot. Sa mall, kahit sa kalsada, pati sa chismisan, topic parin sya…

When I searched for watches, sa Technomarine store ay may Wil Time na si willie daw ang nag-design…

At pagdaan ko sa Quezon Ave, andoon naman ang Wil Tower na sya din daw ang nagpagawa…

Pagpasok sa Bench, makikita ang Wil Cologne that Willie always brags na sya daw ang nagtimpla ng scent…

(so meaning, ang naudlot na Wil Sardines ay sya rin ang nagluto? Wenk.)

While a lot of drop-dead-gorgeous guys strive to become Bench models, here’s Mr. Wowowee himself endorsing for the brand. Indeed, it doesn’t take class for you to become a face of fashion and lifestyle here in the Philippines. All you need is popularity and money. But one lesson learned from Willie – fame must not get into your head. Because I think his Bench ad should’ve looked like this:

Go figure.