Random Question of the Day:

Tuwing may kaibigan kang magbabakasyon, anong unang bagay ang ine-expect mong matanggap?

Sa Cebu, dried mangoes? Sa baguio, walis? sa Davao, durian? Pwes, wag ka na umasa dahil kung hindi naman kayo close at hindi ka naman naalala pasalubungan, ang matatanggap mo lang naman ay isang tumataginting na keychain.

Kaya hindi Dunkin Donut ang “Pasalubong ng Bayan” kundi Keychain. Actually, pare-pareho lang naman ang mga keychain sa Pilipinas. Kahit magpunta ka sa Baguio ay may surfboard na keychain at ‘pag nagpunta ka sa Boracay ay meron ding strawberry keychain. In fairness to the keychain, maganda rin syang sukatan ng friendship at least you get to know kung sino ang hindi nag-eeffort na magpasalubong sayo. Kaya sa susunod na makakatanggap ka neto, ibig sabihin hindi ka special. Hehe.

Random Question of the Day:

Have you ever been intrigued with the real score behind ads like this?

You might have already encountered these lose/gain weight ads at public restrooms and jeepneys. This is tempting for people who have weight issues but think again. No exercise? No skipping of meals?

Offers like this are actually nutritional programs. Some businesses offer weight loss/gain programs with protein shakes and tablets. You’re not even required to change your food diet or do a lot of exercise but you need to take the pills as part of the program. So basically, it’s just another marketing strategy for you to buy specific products from these anonymous advertisers. If you’re willing to take the risk of depending your diet in taking tablets, please do a lot of research before giving in.

At pano ko nalaman? Tinext ko kasi yung number. Haha. Chos.

Random Question of the Day:

Ever wonder why girls take FOREVER in the washroom?

I hate public toilets so I don’t stay that long in mall restrooms. Aside from the explanation illustrated above, girls usually take more than 10 minutes in the washroom because:

• They wait for their turn after falling in line with 3-5 people ahead of them.
• It takes time to figure out where to put their bags when inside the cubicle.
• Chit-chatting with friends about the latest chismis.
• Girls wait all of their friends to finish.

This is the reason why I don’t consider public restrooms as a place para istambayan – para kasing laging may pila ng libreng bigas. Isali mo pa ang mga pampasikip na magbabarkadang nasa front line ng salamin. Magmamake-up, magsusuklay at magco-cologne pero pag labas naman ng CR eh parang wala rin namang pinagbago. LOL.

Random Question of the Day:

Masakit ba mag-suot ng high heels?

This is for some guys who always ask me this question. And the answer is YES. Obviously, wearing high heels is like hell. They say that 5″ designer shoes don’t hurt as much as normal high heels because of extra cushion and quality. But believe me, even the most expensive Jimmy Choos hurt and the most experienced supermodel aches in a pair of 6″ platform pumps.

But why wear heels?

Fashion is given, but the main reason is to look sexy. I know most of you have already watched porn. Notice that porn stars still wear their high heels even without their clothes on. Haha! A porn star wearing clogs looks weird, right? But before anyone thinks that I watch too much porn (lol), basically, high heels are a symbol of sophistication, liberation and classiness. So guys, enough of the “stop-wearing-heels-if-you’re-not-comfortable” cliché. It’s just a girl’s way of looking good and sexy.