Team Edward o Team Jacob?

I’m not a fan of the Twilight Saga and I haven’t read any of its books. Pero dahil hindi ako papayag na wala ako sa uso ay nanood ako ng part 2 ng Twilight, ang New Moon. We were laughing the whole movie time especially that we were seated next to screaming fan girls and gay people who kept on whispering side comments whenever there are shirtless guys on the scene. Laugh trip.

I’m pretty sure some of you have already read some reliable New Moon reviews so I won’t take this seriously. There are just a few points that caught my attention:

Bakit tuwing lalabas si Edward Cullen ay slow motion ang effect? Okay sana yung unang scene na lumabas sya para may oras pa magtitili ang mga fans. Pero even on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th appearance, slomo parin ang paglalakad.

Bella stands too close to anyone who talks to her. Parang may kissing scene sya lagi.

Sorry Team Jacob, pero hindi sya close-up material.

Ang cheesy nung setting na tumatakbo si Edward at Bella sa woods. Once more, in slow motion.

Walang masyadong aksyon at puro salitaan, but who cares? Mapapansin pa ba ito sa kabila ng walang humpay na scenes ng mga machong lalaki na may perfect torsos?

Ang cool ng mga man werewolves, naka-shorts and rubber shoes lang buong movie, umulan man o umaraw. Amazing!

And again, never ending exposures of topless boys flexing their pecs.

This movie is recommended for Twilight fans who are so in love with the princes of the book (or for some plain viewers who just want to see a bunch of shirtless men), but for casual moviegoers like me, I guess not. Regardless of the dark concept, cheesy lines and emotionless acting, I’m still watching the next movie and hoping for improvements…

…and less abs.